|What the hell? (Photo/ABC.com)|
For New England sports fans, it has been a shocking week;
Former tight-end for the Pats - shipped up the fabled creek -
As a suspect in a murder, they've denied him bail.
Put cuffs on Hernandez and then hauled him off to jail.
We were all still reeling 'cause we'd lost the Stanley Cup;
Wishing doctors luck as they patched Bergeron back up.
Just begun to overcome the fact the Blackhawks won;
Moving on to baseball after hockey season's done.
Now, instead, there's murder charges... One young man is dead
And I heard, last night, as I was getting in to bed
There were 2 more murders that police have never solved.
Now they're thinking that Hernandez may have been involved.
Then - to add the cherry to this sundae made of crap -
I just heard they blew the Celtics up and I may snap.
Doc and Paul and Kevin gone and all that Boston gets?
Future draft positions? We just gave them to the Nets.
... You need to beware - 'cause I'm gonna swear ...
In this blog I try to keep it clean and never swear,
But this music video that I would like to share
Is profane enough to make this former sailor wince,
Yet... It made me laugh and toes' been tapping ever since.