I am heading to the beach with rabid Red Sox fans.
14 of us watching games and working on our tans.
Mr.S. (my New York spouse) is staying just a week;
Any more and I'm afraid that we'd no longer speak.
When it's just the two of us our differences are small;
Only argue if the ump has made a lousy call.
But my family isn't quite as tolerant as I.
When he wears his Yankees' cap I worry for the guy.