What on earth is Brady thinking? Has he lost his mind?
He's agreed to grace the Madden cover... Is he blind?
What about poor Rob Gronkowski? What about the curse?
Now he's making jokes about it, which just makes things worse.
Sure! It's all just fun and games... Until the sports gods strike.
Just the thought of what could happen makes my heart rate spike.
Please Tom, I am begging you (although you clearly scoff)
If I'm right and there are sports gods, please don't piss 'em off.