Even though it's getting closer to July the 4th
Ocean's still too cold for swimming up here in the North.
Toes turn blue, your ankles ache, and water past your knees
Means a wave is gonna cause your private parts to freeze.
Back when I was still a kid I didn't feel the cold;
I'd just run and dive right in but, now that I'm so old,
Run would be a stagger and my dive a belly flop
As the freezing cold Atlantic caused my heart to stop.