Friday, May 26, 2017

The Shove Seen 'round the World


Donald Trump, the President of these United States,
On an - almost - daily basis, clearly demonstrates
He's unfit to lead this country... An embarrassment.
Yesterday, he shoved the Montenegrin President.

That's the newest NATO Member Donald Trump just shoved.
I'm sure that's a video that Putin must have loved.
Some believe it's only right our President went first...
I thought that it showed the world our country at its worst. 

Tuesday, May 16, 2017

Tom Brady and The Sports Gods

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Nooooo!

What on earth is Brady thinking? Has he lost his mind?
He's agreed to grace the Madden cover...  Is he blind?
What about poor Rob Gronkowski?  What about the curse?
Now he's making jokes about it, which just makes things worse.

Sure!  It's all just fun and games... Until the sports gods strike.
Just the thought of what could happen makes my heart rate spike.
Please Tom, I am begging you (although you clearly scoff)
If I'm right and there are sports gods, please don't piss 'em off.