Congratulations to men's winner Meb Keflezighi of San Diego, CA |
Praying Boston's Marathon is run without a hitch.
Weather's looking perfect; 'though our winters are a bitch
There is nothing prettier than Massachusetts' spring.
Still, you wouldn't catch me running. Not for anything.
Not because the terrorists have made me too afraid;
It's because I couldn't run... Not even were I paid.
Why does someone choose to run until their feet have bled?
First to run a marathon (Pheidippides) dropped dead.
Why would runners put themselves through agony like that?
My knees hurt just thinking of it. I'm too old and fat.
If I go I'll bring a chair and cheer as they go by
But I guarantee that's not a sport I'm gonna try.
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