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Please forgive my selfishness, but I did not rejoice
When I heard about the Letterman replacement choice.
As a faithful member of the Stephen Colbert Nation
Shouldn't I be happy at his recent elevation?
I, instead, am mourning because Stephen won't be doing
His new show in character... The one where, when reviewing
News and issues of the day, he's acting like a twit;
Meanwhile, making brilliant points with keen and clever wit.
Why should I be happy that this program I adore
Doesn't have that long to run and, once the country knows
Just how funny Stephen is, there'll never be more shows?