Want to be Attorney General? Heard they're hiring.
Eric Holder's just announced that he's retiring.
Says he'll stay until someone's confirmed to take his place...
I think he should wait to pack his office - just in case.
I would guess it's 50/50 Congress will agree
To whatever sucker is Obama's nominee.
In pursuance of their next, pretend "Whatever-Gate."
Someone with the patience and composure of a saint
(Hearings before Congress are like watching drying paint.)
Why someone would put themselves through that I'll never get
But, if I were Holder, I would not start packing yet.