Soccer fans are flocking to the cities of Brazil,
For the World Cup tournament that they are hosting there.
It's the biggest thing in sports... Americans don't care.
Our team's in the "group of death;" unlikely to advance.
So much so, our coach has said that we don't stand a chance.
Plus, it's not that popular here in the U.S.A.
We prefer the kind of football NFL teams play.
'though the world calls soccer "football" ('cause they use their feet)
Here a forward pass is something quarterbacks complete,
Not a kick from guys in shorts that cause a ball to roll
Toward some other guy in shorts who'll try to block the goal.
I know that the world may disagree, but it's a bore.
There's a lot of running but nobody seems to score.
If they do they bellow "Goooaaal!" when balls go in the net...
It's how they awaken fans who fell asleep, I bet.