Give me blizzards any day; their howling winds and snow.
I will stop complaining when Nor'easters start to blow.
I will even take the floods we get from too much rain
Over storms Tornado Alley faces... They're insane.
Massive, whirling funnel-clouds which drop out of the sky?
Some folks learn to live with them, I guess... At least, they try.
But you couldn't pay me to; not even on a dare.
I'm too big a chicken to consider living there.