|Check out the expressions on Rodman's team-mates. That's what deer caught in the headlights of a derailed Crazy Train look like. (Photo/CNN)|
Happy birthday Kim Jong-un; can't wish you many more...
I suspect that isn't what your future holds in store.
I predict that you won't make it to a ripe, old age;
Just a cameo appearance on the global stage.
Hope you like your birthday present; we call him "the Worm."
When he opens up his mouth he makes his team-mates squirm.
Please feel free to keep him 'cause we do not need him back.
Sorry that he's damaged; it's what comes from smoking crack.