Global Warming?

I thought that New England had it tough with cold and snow

'til I heard that Mid West temps are 24 below...

That's so cold that body parts will freeze and then fall off;

Take a breath, your lungs go into shock - you start to cough.

That's so cold that 16 people have already died;

So cold that some planes can't fly - folks have to stay inside.

Polar vortex sucked the slightest trace of heat they had.

Half the country's feeling it (although, not half as bad.)

Winter crops in Florida might also start to freeze.

Farmers have to pray the cold won't damage orange trees.

Right now, global warming seems like it could be a plan;

Weather like this is not fit for neither beast nor man.