Every day, whenever I am driving in my car,
Guarantee the station's always set to BUR.
Programs keep me well informed; there's always something new.
Frankly, without them, I can't imagine what I'd do.
Having Dr. Seussilitis is already bad
But, without the news to rhyme, I'm sure that I'd go mad.
Thus, I have to thank them for they've saved my sanity.