I had yet to hear the news and so it was a shock
When location scouting agents stumbled on my block.
They were looking here and in some other neighborhoods;
Said they were from Warner Brothers and they liked our woods.
They are shooting Castle Rock - a Hulu TV show -
Based on books by Stephen King. But, now I wanna know
What is it the scouting agent saw that made her think
Our woods would be suitable? Now I'm afraid to blink.
Did she see a rabid Saint Bernard or scary clown?
Are there monsters roaming through my quiet, little town?
It's a little disconcerting when somebody looks
At your house and thinks it's like something from Stephen's books.
