President Trump is NOT an A$$hole

 

Can't believe this weekend's spew of tweets from Donald Trump

Down at Mar-a-Lago, where he took a Twitter dump

On the F.B.I. for not preventing Cruz's crime...

God help me if I hear "NO COLLUSION" one more time.

Methinks that he "doth protest too much;" a sign of guilt.

He gets caught red handed, but denies it to the hilt.

Keeps on lying and, when he suspects he's losing ground,

Talks crap about everyone and spreads the blame around.

I would call the President an asshole were it not

For the fact he lacks the warmth and depth that those have got.

There are some resemblances; they both are full of shit

And, sometimes, you can't believe what's coming out of it.

Do The Math

 

How is it, as millions try to flee from Irma's path,

Climate science's deniers still can't do the math?

This is what the scientists predicted coming true.

Ocean's gotten warmer; now the bill is coming due.

Storms that only happen every thousand years or so

Hitting the United States for two weeks in a row?

Catastrophic floods in Houston; Florida's up next.

It seems evident to me that Mother Nature's vexed.

If our prayers aren't answered - if the hurricane won't turn -

I hope Mar-a-Lago floods.  Then, maybe, Trump will learn

It's not just the "little people" global warming hurts,

Businessmen like him are also gonna lose their shirts.