The Tea Party Darlings

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Minnesota Congresswoman Bachmann won't be seeking

Re-election.  Sadly, though, she will continue speaking.

I think she and Sarah Palin ought to form a team;

Hit the road together as they spout Tea Party steam.

They both ran for higher office (neither had much luck);

Both of them are more concerned with how to make a buck.

Luckily, they're pretty women - both of them are loud.

They should not have any trouble drawing in a crowd.

They have ammunition now, thanks to the I.R.S.,

Justice's subpoenas of reporters...  What a mess.

I'm sure that they'll both do fine (if they stay on their pills)

Plus, I think Michele will need some cash for legal bills.