Minnesota Congresswoman Bachmann won't be seeking
Re-election. Sadly, though, she will continue speaking.
I think she and Sarah Palin ought to form a team;
Hit the road together as they spout Tea Party steam.
They both ran for higher office (neither had much luck);
Both of them are more concerned with how to make a buck.
Luckily, they're pretty women - both of them are loud.
They should not have any trouble drawing in a crowd.
They have ammunition now, thanks to the I.R.S.,
Justice's subpoenas of reporters... What a mess.
I'm sure that they'll both do fine (if they stay on their pills)
Plus, I think Michele will need some cash for legal bills.