| A Syrian rebel leader committing cannibalism. (Photo/ForeignPolicy.org) |
Want to help the Syrians, but - wait... Before we start.
Who is it we're helping? Rebel ate a soldier's heart,
Then cut out his liver and, it seems, he ate that too.
That is not the kind of guy I want to help. Do you?
If the U.S. gets involved we'll only make things worse;
That's unless John Kerry gets the Russians to reverse
Their position on Assad and that's not looking good...
Russia says they've caught a spy in Moscow's neighborhood.
He was found with wigs and cash and offers to employ
Someone to spy on the Russian homeland for us. Boy...
Bet that put a crimp in Secretary Kerry's style.
Getting Putin's help in Syria might take a while.
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