|Rory McIlroy won the P.G.A. Championship at Valhalla last night. (Photo/sacbee.com)|
Or our newest Nicklaus - like them, he's got the goods.
Won another major yesterday - and in the dark.
Makes golf look sooo easy; like he's strolling in the park.
I went golfing yesterday and easy it was not.
Driver off the tee at 1... A pretty decent shot.
Finished triple bogie 'cause I cannot make a putt.
Mr. S. got better as we played; he kicked my butt.
Go ask Woods or Bubba if they think the game's a snap.
Tiger didn't make the cut and Watson played like crap.
Losing to this Irish kid beneath a setting sun.
Why do people play this game? It only breaks our heart.
Why do pros not warn us of the perils at the start?
Now I have to hit the range and then the putting green
Because, yesterday - in awful golf - I was the Queen.