Youngest son is home from school; he says he isn't well...
Doesn't have a fever but his glands began to swell;
Nose is stuffed, he has a cough, and claims his throat is sore...
I suspect the boy has got a case of Halo 4.
Oldest went and bought the game the morning it came out.
Both have tried explaining to me what it's all about.
Seems there's some poor Master Chief - who's always in a fight -
Woken from a frozen sleep 'cause something wasn't right.
I must say, the graphics in the game are pretty wild.
Not exactly Sonic games... He loved those as a child.
Both my sons are blown away and, now - the youngest, sick?
Maybe I'm just cynical, but I think it's a trick.