Happy Birthday Dr. Seuss! Although you've made me ill,
Even if there were a cure I wouldn't take the pill.
I enjoy this strange disease; in fact, I'm doing fine.
Think I'll nurse this Dr. Seussilitis bug of mine.
Don't know how my children feel about it; haven't asked.
I suspect that they'd prefer to introduce me masked.
Has to be embarrassing - a mother spouting rhyme;
Clearly indicating she's got way too much free time.