Maybe Mr. Romney thinks that lying's not a sin,
Or else he's concluded it's the only way he'll win.
Critics said Obama seemed lethargic and outgunned -
I thought it looked more like he was absolutely stunned.
How do you debate a man if he's prepared to lie?
Any time you make a point he'll simply just deny
That he ever said the things that you have heard him say.
Try to pin him down and watch him quickly slip away.
I don't think John Kerry is the best way to prepare.
Have to find a sales-man who will lie and doesn't care.
Hire Bernie Madoff to get ready for debates
If Obama wants to win these (dis)United States.