How Do You Say "Dittohead" In Russian?

Rumors on the internet (like FOX News, only worse)

Trolls who claim our President is trying to reverse

The protections that our Constitution guarantees.

Faking news supporting tales of vast conspiracies.

Claiming that Ebola's spreading through Atlanta's streets,

False reports of shootings were a "Leading Trend" in Tweets.

Some trolls work the chat rooms; I've encountered one or two...

They're the guys you find on-line espousing Putin's view.

Now we find that some trolls aren't your ordinary jerk;

Lying on the internet is what they do for work.

They are on the payroll of a Russian agency;

Putin should thank Limbaugh's fans...  They do the job for free.

A Public Lynching

(I love Jon Stewart and The Daily Show.)

It appears the country wants to lynch the Bergdahl's boy

I'm convinced it's something that Rush Limbaugh would enjoy.

He is a "deserter and a traitor," FOX News said.

(Taliban has told the kid if he returns, he's dead.)

He has been convicted by a jury of the press

And this "feel-good" story has become an ugly mess.

After his hometown of Hailey came under attack

They've now cancelled plans to welcome SGT Bergdahl back.

As if that weren't bad enough, the press attacked his dad.

I can't listen to them anymore...  It drives me mad.

Leaves his parents out of this.  The only thing they've done

Is to do their very best to try and save their son.

Unsolicited Advice for Hillary 2016

Were I Mrs. Clinton, you could not pay me to run,

Even were I certain that I'd be the chosen one.

Tea Party Republicans and other Right Wing nuts

Have already made it clear how much they hate her guts.

Even now, before she's thrown her hat into the ring,

Limbaugh's claiming she arranged to have some loony fling

(At a speech) a shoe that almost hit Hil in the face...

Snidely adding Chelsea's child's a ploy to win the race.

Look at poor Obama, who's been hounded by the Right;

You would have to be insane to want that kind of fight.

If you think he's had it bad however, wait and see

What would happen if the President were Hillary.

Dear CDC... There's Something Wrong at FOX

It's time to stop playing games. (Card/Courtesy of Allseeingeye2012.blogspot.com)

I've begun to worry that there's something wrong at FOX;

Something in the air that leaves you dumber than an ox.

Maybe it's the water - but the toxic atmosphere

Puts the friends of FOX at risk.  The evidence is clear.

Look at poor Sean Hannity...  The man has lost his mind:

Interviewing any crazy person he can find,

Calling for an insurrection by the nuts with guns

If they grow unhappy with the way the country runs.

I fear it's contagious 'cause I've watched the symptoms spread,

Permeating sufferers with governmental dread,

Causing paranoia and a blindness to the facts.

It is time the Centers for Disease Control team acts.

There's still hope for Hannity's recovery... Look at Beck.

By the time that Glenn left FOX the poor man was a wreck.

He's improving - slowly - though his brain was, almost, mush.

CDC must find the problem's source. (I'd start with Rush.)

Race for the White House - The Company We Keep

With friends like these...?

Romney has supporters that no politician wants;

Shameless, self-promoters "Tweeting" nasty , racist's taunts,

Men who say that pregnancies resulting from assualt -

(If the rape's "legitimate")  the baby is  God's fault.

Guys who say they'll never get a vote from someone smart.

All the lunatics at FOX who've also played their part

Making independent voters stop and question; "Why

Is it that so many crazy people like this guy?"

If we're known to others by the company we keep;

Judging by those kinds of friends - Mitt Romney is a creep.

I'm not buying what he's selling, even were it free.

Anyone Rush Limbaugh hates deserves a vote from me.

Race for the White House - President Obama Enjoys The View

The President and First Lady sit down with the women of The View. (Photo/ABC)

President Obama's being criticized again;

Didn't meet world leaders who attended the U.N.

This has knocked important, foreign noses out of joint;

'though I wish he'd met with some, I guess I see his point.

With our moral suasion having reached its lowest ebb -

Owing to some weird film that's been posted on the Web -

What could he accomplish; have we not already said

Syria's a travesty?  Too many people dead.

Why sit down with Netanyahu (who he doesn't like)

When he won't agree with him on a preemptive strike?

Why have talks with Morsi of the Muslim Brotherhood?

Right now, our relations with Egyptians are not good.

Only thing you get from meetings?  Headlines FOX can use;

Something they can spin about, in keeping with their views...

Which folks did he meet with?  Why did someone get the snub?

Who is in and who is out of that exclusive club?

At the risk of running long, I also have to say

I don't think world leaders would expect it anyway...

Not in this election year - not if they read the news.

I would also choose The View if in Obama's shoes.

Race for the White House - Profiles in Courage

President Obama expresses personal support for gay marriage in a recent interview with ABC.

In a recent interview, Obama said that he

Had been reassessing his views on equality.

Said that his opinion now's that marriages are for

Everyone who is committed - whether rich or poor,

Sick or well - 'til death do part... No matter if your mate

Has the same anatomy as yours.  Whatever. Great!

President has made me proud and has my full support.

Disagree with those who say his words have fallen short.

Presidents don't go there; think he's showing leadership.

Can't go any farther when the Nation's in the grip

Of a massive culture war...  And that  road we've been down.

If he'd called for federal law they'd run him out of town.

And, in related news...

Wondering if Shepard Smith still has a job today?

Pretty sure that FOX employees aren't allowed to say

Anything that's positive about the President...

Last night though, Smith (like Obama) set new precedent.

Phrases like "courageous" and "historic" crossed his lips.

Careful Shep! I don't think Murdock likes those kinds of slips.

He prefers his guys just shy of foaming at the mouth

Fomenting another war between the North and South.

A Communique from the Feminazi Camp

Excerpted from an Article first published as Dear Rush; a Communique From the Feminazi Camp on Technorati.

Usually Rush Limbaugh is a person I ignore.
Health declined a lot when I was listening before.
I could feel blood pressure climb and watch my I.Q. shrink.
Pretty sure that he's the reason I began to drink.

Now I'm flabbergasted at the things that he's just said.
When I heard him on his show I'm sure my ears both bled.
First he called Ms. Fluke a slut... Then said he'd like to watch.
Yuck! I'll need to wash that image from my brain with Scotch.

Now I hear that Limbaugh has attempted to explain;
Claims the Liberal Media is after him again.
Really? I don't understand what makes men like him tick.
All I know is, once again, Rush Limbaugh's made me sick...