How Do You Say "Dittohead" In Russian?

Rumors on the internet (like FOX News, only worse)

Trolls who claim our President is trying to reverse

The protections that our Constitution guarantees.

Faking news supporting tales of vast conspiracies.

Claiming that Ebola's spreading through Atlanta's streets,

False reports of shootings were a "Leading Trend" in Tweets.

Some trolls work the chat rooms; I've encountered one or two...

They're the guys you find on-line espousing Putin's view.

Now we find that some trolls aren't your ordinary jerk;

Lying on the internet is what they do for work.

They are on the payroll of a Russian agency;

Putin should thank Limbaugh's fans...  They do the job for free.

Rosencrantz and Guildenstern and Trump

Ted Cruz gets a rousing introduction from another Tea Party darling...  I wonder if Mrs. Palin can see Canada from her house, too. (Photo/LegalInsurrection.com)

Hoisted on their own petard by Senator Ted Cruz

Who has got some options on which passport he can use.

Where is all the outrage from the Birther movement now?

Why is it that Tea Party supporters wonder how

They can get around what is the inconvenient fact;

All their moral outrage about Kenyans was an act?

President Obama is a U.S. citizen

And yet, Trump was cautious about Cruz's problem when

He was asked if he'd support Ted Cruz for President.

Said he'd have to wait and see exactly how things went.

Cruz has been the darling of the Right Wing loony fringe.

Learning he's Canadian has got to make them cringe.

Born across the border to his mom and Cuban dad,

Cruz cannot be President.  Don't like it?  That's too bad.

U.S. Constitution says he's not allowed to run.

When it comes to passports, Presidents get only one.