Wednesday, July 09, 2014

Worst to First to Worst

Life is like a roller coaster, and I’m about to throw up.”

Worst to first, now worst again...  The Sox are in a slide
And, if you're a Boston fan, it's been a bumpy ride.
Like a roller coaster getting stuck up on the track,
Red Sox lost key players and have, clearly, felt their lack.

Add the fact the bottom of the line-up cannot hit;
That does not help out the Red Sox' cause a single bit.
Almost everyone, it seems, is in a hitting slump.
Now that we're 11 back, there's players that we'll dump.

Rumor has it Peavy's leaving - maybe Stephen Drew.
Hard to guess, exactly, what Ben Cherington will do.
Normally I'd worry that a rhyme from me's a jinx
But things can't get any worse...  This Red Sox season stinks.


  1. Aint it great fun , and aint a riot. rhyming for the home team, so I guess i"ll just try it. this is not our best year, no trophys i see, But its still early, and much better they'll be, just after the all star game is when they will charge. the bats will start hitting, our scores will be large.

    1. Fair warning: I started with Red Sox rhymes, too...
      Don't want the same thing to happen to you.
      I hope that you're right and the Red Sox have wins
      But this is how Seussilitis begins...