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What a tangled web we weave
When we practice to deceive...
Berlin says they've caught 2 guys;
Claim that both are U.S. spies.
Merkel, who's already mad
We were bugging her i-Pad,
Caught up in this web we've woven
Acted like our feet were cloven.
Germany gave us the heave;
Asked our diplomat to leave,
Leaving our relations strained
(Even if the anger's feigned.)