Could it be I'm banned in Russia? That would be a coup.
It would mean they've noticed all the Putin rhymes I do.
They're not very flattering; I think the man's a thug...
But it seems that someone there has pulled the Iron Plug.
Blogger breaks it down by countries where my rhymes get read
And, until 2 weeks ago - although the U.S. led -
Russia was my second largest audience, by far...
Now there's not a single hit. They've dropped the Iron Bar.
Maybe Mr. Putin doesn't like it when he's mocked.
Add me to the growing list of other sites he's blocked.
'though I'm only speculating and cannot be certain,
I suspect that Putin has brought down the Iron Curtain.