I'm prepared to make a deal regarding birth control;
To provide that coverage insuring employees
(Pregnancy prevention means that women close their knees)
If they want to play it that way, then it's only fair
That the reproductive cost's a burden we all share.
Since it's true that procreation needs a man's erection
I suggest the penis should be subject to inspection.
And why should religious people pay for those poor chumps?
If we want to pick and choose the health care people need
Let's start with the organ that's delivering the seed.