Showing posts with label Ukraine. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Ukraine. Show all posts

Friday, February 20, 2015

A Friend In Need Is A Problem

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President Obama has been trying to decide
If, by sending lethal aid to Ukraine, we will slide
Down the slope that leads to war with Russia.  In the end,
How far should the U.S. go to help support a friend?

Putin seeks a land bridge to Crimea and he'll kill
To get what he's after...  Then he'll stop.  But not until.
Putin's made that clear beyond the shadow of a doubt;
Proving sanctions on his country don't wield any clout.

He's content to wait those out - continuing to lie -
Gambling that NATO forces aren't prepared to die
In a bid to stop him from annexing more Ukraine,
Trying to rebuild the Russia of Joe Stalin's reign.

Since they aren't a NATO member, Putin may be right.
E.U. isn't rushing to join Kiev in its fight.
U.S. lethal aid will just add to the list of dead.
Let's not get involved in places Europe fears to tread.


Wednesday, February 11, 2015

A Piece in Ukraine




Leaders meet in Minsk today, regarding the Ukraine.
You're forgiven if you're thinking 'Here we go again.'
Poroshenko, Merkel, and Hollande will all be there
Hoping there's some way they can appease a Russian bear.

President Obama won't be present for the talks;
He's at home considering our move if Putin balks.
Do we arm Ukraine to fight a war they cannot win
If the Russian bear's decided that he's coming in?

Putin wants a piece, alright... A piece of the Ukraine
And he seems prepared to suffer economic pain.
Even if we arm Ukraine - increasing Putin's dead -
There's no way to stop this Russian bear until he's fed.

Friday, February 06, 2015

Would You Trust This Man?


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Russia has agreed to meet with Germany and France;
Putin's giving Merkel and Hollande another chance
To negotiate a peaceful ending in Ukraine -
Hoping to curtail the numbers of civilians slain. 

But, although I wish them luck on getting this resolved,
Putin, who's denying there are Russian troops involved,
(Even with the evidence from NATO that's a lie)
Doesn't seem like someone bent on giving peace a try...

Not unless Ukraine agrees that Russia play a role
In the Eastern provinces that separatists just stole.
Give him everything he wants and Putin's fine with peace.
Only then - and not before - will war in Ukraine cease.

Thursday, February 05, 2015

Putin's Fairytales

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Secretary Kerry's on a visit to Ukraine
Where he'll be a welcome guest when he gets off his plane,
Since Kiev is hoping that he'll promise lethal aid;
Weapons meant to counter recent gains that rebels made.

Eastern Ukraine's rebel forces, armed with Russian guns,
Plus an unknown number of poor Mother Russia's sons,
Started bombing towns - anticipating an attack -
Pushing forward in the knowledge Putin has their back.

Now that he controls what Russian media dares say,
Putin won't let little things like truth get in the way.
He's convinced his population that it's worth the pain
Sanctions are inflicting 'cause they're "rescuing" Ukraine.

Putin says that Russian aid is sent to help the poor;
That the big, bad West is slavering at Russia's door.
This time though, when Kerry's in the Russian news tonight
Putin's story that we're intervening might be right.

Wednesday, December 03, 2014

The Rus Down in Rus-ville Like Putin Alot...

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Getting close to Christmas-time and Putin's playing Grinch,
As the price of oil goes down and sanctions start to pinch;
He's cracked down internally on opposition groups.
Meanwhile, in Crimea, he's begun amassing troops.

Yet, the Rus in Russia - unlike Whoville and the Whos -
Still support their President, according to the news.
Putin's heart might be too small; his ego, though, is not...
His ambitions in the region also grew alot.

Though they face recession next year, Russians do not care.
Putin's just as popular as ever over there.
It's as if the Whos decided, late one Christmas night,
They should help to trash their town because the Grinch was right.

Thursday, September 25, 2014

The UN and ISIL - Promises, Promises

President Obama addressed the UN General Assembly yesterday. (Photo/in.reuters.com)

President Obama gave a speech at the UN
(Kinda like when Daniel stepped into the lions' den)
He stood up to Russia in support of the Ukraine;
Said that Putin's actions there would cost more than they'd gain.

Mainly though, he spoke about the flailing Middle East;
Pointing out, when tensions rise, religions are the yeast.
Sunni versus Shia versus Christian versus Jew...
When you fund a sect you're funding terrorism, too.

Voting was unanimous; the Council stands opposed
To the new Islamic State (whose oil fields we've just closed.)
Countries pledged to do their part - whatever that might be.
Will they keep their solemn words? We'll have to wait and see.

Thursday, September 18, 2014

What's a Little Mugging Between Friends?

(Photo/Courtesy of funnyfeeder.com)
 
BBC reporters, recently, got beaten up...
Do they think this "random" mugging looks suspicious? Yup.
For, if you have asked yourself; "What did the muggers get?
"Did they steal their watches, car, or wallets from them?" Nyet.

While in Russia, looking into soldiers who have died
(Where they found some evidence that Putin may have lied;
That he does have troops within the borders of Ukraine
Fighting with the rebels because Russia seeks to gain

Access to Crimea - which they've already annexed)
BBC reporting left somebody rather vexed.
 "Muggers" smashed their cameras.  Then, questioned by police,
It was hours later before victims gained release.

They went back to find someone had rifled through their car
But the only damage they're discovering - so far -
Is to their computer drives with files for their report...
I have doubts their case will ever make it into court.

I suspect the mastermind behind this petty crime 
Never has to worry that he'll end up doing time.
How do you arrest a head of state who's doing worse?
When you're stealing territory, what's a little purse?

Thursday, September 04, 2014

Sincerest Sympathies to NATO Leaders

 


 NATO member leaders, who are gathering in Wales,
Greeted news that France postponed 2 Russian warship sales.
France has been reluctant to give up the revenue
But, with Putin's actions, it's the safest thing to do.

NATO is unhappy about Russians in Ukraine;
Angry that their missiles killed a passenger airplane;
Skeptical of anything that Putin has to say;
Worried that they can't predict how far he plans to stray.

NATO also has to deal with the Islamic State;
(Savage terrorists whose ideology is hate)
Unsure about Syria and which guys they should shoot...
Crisis in Afghanistan - election's in dispute.

Certainly no shortage of the problems NATO faces.
They will be debating if there's need for forward bases.
NATO better start recruiting now to staff them all;
That's a lot of problem spots they're dealing with this Fall.

Friday, August 29, 2014

Dear E.U. - When Is Enough Enough?

Tell me that Putin isn't up to something...  Look at that smirk as he shakes hands with Ukraine's President. (Photo/ibtimes.co.uk)

Russia's new "incursion" into Southeastern Ukraine
(Something they're denying but reconnaissance makes plain)
May just be the straw to break the German camel's back;
Merkel called on Putin to demand he not attack.

Europe's been reluctant to impose a tough regime
Of the sanctions that might put a stop to Putin's scheme.
He supplies their energy and winter's coming soon...
And he has a reputation as a thuggish goon.

Ukraine's not a NATO member - thus, it's not our fight.
Troops won't be deployed to make sure Putin does what's right.
Sanctions seem to be the only weapons we can use.
His uncurbed aggression means the E.U. has to choose.

Will they simply sit and watch while Putin has his way;
Flouting diplomatic rules while sizing up new prey?
Do they take a stand against the Russians' latest move;
Or, by doing little, do they tacitly approve?

Monday, August 25, 2014

Dear Mr. President; Wish You Were Here?

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Should have stayed in Massachusetts, Mr. President;
Here, on Martha's Vineyard, where your 2 weeks "off" were spent.
Skies are blue and cloudless and the weather's, finally, warm...
But you're back in Washington and face a nasty storm.

Tear gas clouds from Ferguson are drifting down your way;
Turbulence across the pond as borders start to fray,
Plague winds out of Africa, a Middle Eastern front,
With you at the epicenter - where you'll bear the brunt

Of the rain of fecal matter critics throw at you,
Blustering in outrage at 'most anything you do.
Come on back to Massachusetts.  Stay 'til Labor Day.
(I'd still be exhausted...  That's a lot of golf you play.)

Not as if you don't deserve it.  If we're keeping score,
You've had less vacation time than most who came before.
Not as if you're really out of touch so don't feel bad...
W. took twice as many days as you have had.

Friday, August 22, 2014

Smuggling Drivers

 
Putin says they're full of things like medicines and grain.
Kiev doesn't trust him - they suspect a Trojan Horse -
But they cannot stop the Russians without using force.

I don't blame Ukrainians for thinking it's a trick
Still, I must admit, this latest move is pretty slick.
Can you bomb 300 trucks that claim they're bringing aid?
And, how is it Russia's fault if all those drivers stayed?

They'd be reinforcements for the troops already there;
Russian men who "volunteered" to fight - because they care.
Putin's up to something - you can tell it from his smirk -
And I am afraid that his invasion plan might work.

Thursday, August 07, 2014

Food Fight!

 

Russian troops are massing on the border of Ukraine.
Putin says they won't invade; they're only there to train.
Recent incidents are making Putin hard to trust.
NATO fears his plans are more like; Sloviansk or bust.

Now we're in a food fight with him; Western imports banned.
Russians, used to fresh produce, will soon be eating canned.
Russia's also threatening its air space could be closed.
It's retaliation for the sanctions we imposed.

Some have called this Cold War II but, if you ask Ukraine
Or the people killed aboard a passenger airplane,
There is nothing cold about it... Stakes could not be higher
For the people standing in the line of Putin's fire.


Friday, May 30, 2014

Russians Go Home

Thousands of Russian troops are returning to their bases.  (Photo/Courtesy of defensenews.com)


Russian troops, withdrawing from the borders of Ukraine,
Realized what anyone with even half a brain
Figured out a week ago; they do not need to fight.
Might as well go home before more sanctions start to bite.

Kiev won't try that again...  Their newest oligarch,
Petro Poroshenko, knows he's swimming with a shark.
Clearer than a nose upon a face, they've made their point.
Russians don't want our proboscis further out of joint.

We don't have to like it but the facts of life are these;
If your army's big enough you may do as you please.
Threaten an invasion and your neighbors will be daunted...
Just ask Mr. Putin, who got everything he wanted.