Wednesday, July 15, 2015

The Donald Pulls Ahead

Trump 2016 by Political Cartoonist Gary Varvel
(Political cartoon by Gary Varvel/Courtesy of

Donald Trump is polling 1st; he's pulled ahead of Bush;
Racist birther looking for more buttons he can push...
Offering new insults every time he flaps his lips.
Trump!? A guy I wouldn't trust with decorating tips.

He's the guy who leads the polls?  A clown so crass and loud
He even embarrasses the Honey Boo Boo crowd.
Could it be Republicans responding to the polls
Sit there laughing quietly into their Wheaties bowls?

Knowing that by answering The Donald's who they'd pick
All their other candidates look better?  It's a trick!
And a way conservatives can take a little poke
'cause they can't be serious; it's gotta be a joke.

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