Only 7 shows before the last Colbert Report...
Although I wish Stephen had agreed to do some more,
Last night President Obama did "The Word" so well,
'though he loves his current job I figure, what the hell...
Bill O'Reilly says that, as a pundit who's on FOX,
He has got more power climbing up on his soapbox
Than a politician like the President has got.
Maybe, then, Obama should give Stephen's job a shot.
I cannot imagine, now Republicans have won,
That Obama's last 2 years in office will be fun.
He could live the life o' Reilly; he would have it made
If he just convinces Larry Wilmore he should trade.