|Ouch! God, this hurts.|
Here, around New England, in Bill Belichick we trust;
Confident the Hall of Fame will, one day, house his bust.
Belichick has earned our trust because he - mostly - wins,
Not through personality or warm and sunny grins.
Not through charming interviews he's given to the press.
Belichick is not a guy with whom you want to mess.
Let's go ask Wes Welker what his sense of humor's like...
Oh, that's right. We can't... since Bill told Wes to take a hike.
We lost Wes to Denver 'cause he took a little poke
And, although I trust in Bill, he cannot take a joke.
Brady threw to Welker more than any other guy.
I bet Peyton Manning's on a Rocky Mountain high.