I've grown rather cynical I guess, because (to me)
Timing on this terror threat helps out an agency
Facing pointed questions due to Edward Snowden's leaks...
Making use of intel like their secret program seeks.
Isn't it convenient that, as opposition grew,
It's thanks to these programs that somebody even knew
Terrorists were plotting out an imminent attack?
Just a small reminder; NSA has got your back.
I don't think they've made this up; I'm sure the threat is real
(And, if something happens - Oh, how terrible I'll feel)
But, it's now a guarantee that PRISM gets the nod,
Proving that the NSA can speak, direct, to God.