|(Image and lyrics/Courtesy of Disney's Song of the South)|
With Pope Francis' audience, and all his sins absolved,
Plus his resignation, Speaker Boehner's problem's solved.
Good for him... I worried when his nerves began to fray.
Now, perhaps, he'll dry his eyes and wipe his tears away.
GOP is self-destructing. Who would want his job:
Trying to pass legislation with an angry mob,
Catering to bigots - because they're the ones who vote?
"Oh, zip a dee doo dah... What a wonderful day."
Judging by his jaunty step, I think he'll be okay.
Now that it's the far right-wing who will control the Floor,
It's the rest of us whom I've begun to worry for.