Though the media declined to take my good advice
I've ignored most politics this summer... It was nice.
Now that it's September 1st, I fear it's nearly time
To examine Presidential candidates in rhyme.
Sorry, I don't want to ruin anybody's day
But ignoring problems doesn't make them go away.
Just ask the Republicans who have to deal with Trump,
Such a pompous, rude, bombastic, narcissistic chump.
They cannot pretend the Donald isn't polling first;
They can only grin and bear it as he does his worst,
Blathering away without a modicum of tact
Driving off the voters they were hoping to attract.