|Toronto mayor Rob Ford and friends.|
I'd believed that U.S. politicians were the worst;
Guess I should have stopped to check our northern neighbor's first.
Even though I've said that Mitch McConnell is a hack,
He, at least, has not been filmed while drunk and smoking crack.
Sadly, that cannot be said about Toronto's mayor.
The police have tape of him inhaling more than air.
He is very sorry but does not intend to quit...
Not his job and not the booze, but he'll decline a hit
Next time someone offers him a crack pipe... 'Thank you, no.'
His approval rating's up with voters, even so.
Plans to run for re-election and he may not lose.
I must say, this does explain a lot about Ted Cruz.