Goodbye Timmy Wakefield; I will miss your knuckle-ball.
'though I wouldn't be surprised to see you in the Fall.
If we should have injuries you may just be back yet.
You were always Faithful and the Nation won't forget.
Now that all the pitchers and the catchers have reported
Valentine has got the Spring to get our problems sorted.
First on his agenda? No more chicken. No more beer.
Maybe then we won't collapse the way we did last year.