Penti Arajarvi, the First Gentleman of Finland
Stared so long at Princess Mary's bosom looked like he planned
To devour with his eyes what wasn't on his plate;
Leaving his poor wife a most embarrassed Head of State.
When she noticed Penti, Denmark's Princess wasn't thrilled
Seemed to me the atmosphere between them quickly chilled.
Once she caught him at it, Penti swiftly looked away.
Wonder what his hostess, Denmark's Queen, will have to say?
Isn't it ironic that the "Gentleman" was caught?
In my eyes, that lengthy stare means; gentleman he's not.
Look at him! Good heavens! He does everything but drools.
Bet he tells his wife that he was looking at her jewels.
Stared so long at Princess Mary's bosom looked like he planned
To devour with his eyes what wasn't on his plate;
Leaving his poor wife a most embarrassed Head of State.
When she noticed Penti, Denmark's Princess wasn't thrilled
Seemed to me the atmosphere between them quickly chilled.
Once she caught him at it, Penti swiftly looked away.
Wonder what his hostess, Denmark's Queen, will have to say?
Isn't it ironic that the "Gentleman" was caught?
In my eyes, that lengthy stare means; gentleman he's not.
Look at him! Good heavens! He does everything but drools.
Bet he tells his wife that he was looking at her jewels.
No comments:
Post a Comment