Wednesday, June 10, 2015

FIFA? You Can Keep It.


Former FIFA leader is accusing the U.S.
Of pursuing charges in the current soccer mess
Only 'cause we're jealous that some World Cups aren't held here;
Angry that we're missing profits made from selling beer.

Why else would we care?, asks Warner - who we have accused
Of accepting bribery. He says that he's confused.
Since when do Americans, who don't watch soccer much -
Not big fans of footballs that a player's hands can't touch -

Worry what some FIFA leaders do behind the scenes?
Don't we know that's how the game is played on soccer greens?
Maybe so but, if that's true, then I don't wanna play.
Giving bribes to FIFA is too high a price to pay.

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