Former FIFA leader is accusing the U.S.
Of pursuing charges in the current soccer mess
Only 'cause we're jealous that some World Cups aren't held here;
Angry that we're missing profits made from selling beer.
Why else would we care?, asks Warner - who we have accused
Of accepting bribery. He says that he's confused.
Since when do Americans, who don't watch soccer much -
Not big fans of footballs that a player's hands can't touch -
Worry what some FIFA leaders do behind the scenes?
Don't we know that's how the game is played on soccer greens?
Maybe so but, if that's true, then I don't wanna play.
Giving bribes to FIFA is too high a price to pay.