|(I suspect Late-Night comics of funding the Cruz campaign.)|
Like a late-night comic's gift from heaven comes Ted Cruz,
Saying he's put on his Presidential running shoes.
Cruz, who is Canadian, claims Texas as his home;
Land where the conservatives and long-horned cattle roam.
He's the guy who's so far right, the right thinks he's a nut;
Same guy who insisted that the government be shut.
He's the guy who filibustered; reading Dr. Seuss...
He's the guy who looks like he's got 2 or 3 screws loose.
Due to rules for secret Super PACs we'll never know
But, since there's no Sarah Palin (though there's always Trump)
Cruz provides the perfect target on which they can jump.