Sincerest Apologies to My Future Team-Mates

I will be stinking up the course at Stowe Country Club, VT  soon.

It's been like a sauna for weeks.

At times, seemed the sky had sprung leaks.

It thundered and stormed,

Some tornadoes formed,

With flooding near rivers and creeks.

Some may play in this; I do not.

No fun when the weather's this hot.

Give me the canned air,

Have not been out there.

My golf game has suffered...  A lot.

But soon we'll be up North with friends;

(I think we all know how this ends)

My swing will be bad.

When team-mates get mad;

Buy drinks at 19 - make amends.

Countdown to Vacation

I need a driver of this size.  Maybe then it won't matter if I "stand up on the ball."

Next few weeks are busy ones. We're traveling a lot.

We'll be in Vermont to play some golf.  It will be hot...

And, not in a Paris Hilton way, I'm talking heat.

Awful lot of sweating just to get my toches beat.

After that it's home to pack.  We're heading to the beach;

Where, I fear, our internet connection doesn't reach.

Therefore, Dr. Seussilitis symptoms have to wait.

'til I'm back; take care, have fun.  I hope your summer's great.