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Yes, I've said we'll be away; that I will not be here,
(And I really shouldn't be - I have to make that clear.
Right now I should probably be cleaning up the house
Getting ready to go on vacation with my spouse.)
But, I had to take the time to wish Big Papi well...
Didn't I just pray to you dear sports gods? What the hell?
Also have to say I think Wes Welker's gotten screwed.
(Pardon me young readers - Usually, I'm not so rude.)
Though I know the money's good if you've been franchise tagged
Thought the lack of loyalty to Wes should've been flagged.
As for Joe Paterno and his statue? Let it stay.
Put it on a swivel so it always looks away.