|I will be stinking up the course at Stowe Country Club, VT soon.|
It's been like a sauna for weeks.
At times, seemed the sky had sprung leaks.
It thundered and stormed,
Some tornadoes formed,
With flooding near rivers and creeks.
Some may play in this; I do not.
No fun when the weather's this hot.
Give me the canned air,
Have not been out there.
My golf game has suffered... A lot.
But soon we'll be up North with friends;
(I think we all know how this ends)
My swing will be bad.
When team-mates get mad;
Buy drinks at 19 - make amends.