Going on Vacation - I Really Mean It This Time

 

I am heading to the beach with rabid Red Sox fans.

14 of us watching games and working on our tans.

Mr.S. (my New York spouse) is staying just a week;

Any more and I'm afraid that we'd no longer speak.

When it's just the two of us our differences are small;

Only argue if the ump has made a lousy call.

But my family isn't quite as tolerant as I.

When he wears his Yankees' cap I worry for the guy.