Losing Sleep

A nightmare.

Holy crap! The North Koreans have ICBMs

That can reach the USA... It's messing with my REMs.

We are in a pissing contest with a lunatic

And the war of words has escalated pretty quick.

"Power... fire... force, and fury," blustered Donald Trump -

On vacation at his golf course. (White House is "a dump.")

Kim Jong-un then threatened Guam and U.S. bases there.

How can I "sleep easy" with those two guys on a tear?

Anybody else but them and I'd only be tense

Figuring a President would show a little sense,

Not sit back and say that we'll wipe Pyongyang off the map...

Never mind a good night's sleep.  I'm lucky if I nap.

Dear Secretary Kerry... Unsolicited Advice for North Korea

Kim Jong-un keeps ramping up the tensions overseas:

Making plans for bringing Austin, Texas to its knees,

Opening reactors, shutting down a factory,

Threatening to launch a missile if we don't agree.

Seems he wants the sanctions lifted, so he's talking tough.

If the man were rational I'd swear it's all a bluff,

But he doesn't strike me as a very stable guy.

Doesn't seem to care that we could blow Pyongyang sky high.

How are we supposed to deal with someone who's a loon?

Maybe we should send in Dennis Rodman pretty soon.

He can speak the language; he's established a rapport.

Our Marines could land him on the North Korean's shore.

Dennis could explain to Kim Jong-un the basic facts;

Talking tough is one thing, but if North Korea acts,

It will be the Russians and the Chinese who are mad

And they might arrange a swift reunion with his dad.