Holy crap! The North Koreans have ICBMs
That can reach the USA... It's messing with my REMs.
We are in a pissing contest with a lunatic
And the war of words has escalated pretty quick.
"Power... fire... force, and fury," blustered Donald Trump -
On vacation at his golf course. (White House is "a dump.")
Kim Jong-un then threatened Guam and U.S. bases there.
How can I "rest easy" with those two guys on a tear?
Anybody else but them and I'd only be tense
Figuring a President would show a little sense,
Not sit back and say that we'll wipe Pyongyang off the map...
Never mind a good night's sleep. I'm lucky if I nap.