Thank God for DVRs

Midterms are 5 days away - 'though not too many care.

Hard to miss the fact they're coming; ads are everywhere.

T.V. spots and mailings, phone calls; my in-box is full.

There is not a soul who isn't sick of all this bull...

Thank God for our D.V.R. or else I'd be insane.

These commercials for the candidates are such a pain.

They've become a running joke as we go zipping by;

Coakley hates our children, Baker's not our kind of guy.

Scott Brown is a carpet-bagger, Jean Shaheen's a stooge...

And the campaigns' advertising bills have gotten huge.

Still, I'd bet they haven't reached as many as they'd planned;

Voters without D.V.R.s have switched to On Demand.

Dr. Seussilitis - Blogger and Ad(Non)Sense

Sometimes I am just amazed by ads that Blogger shows.

If they'd ever read my rhymes they'd know that I oppose

More than half the candidates or issues that they pick...

Ads are on my blog that I would never choose to click.

Like if you hate Roe v. Wade. Click here to send us cash.

Help us to continue buying ads and talking trash.

Click if you like Romney...  Over here if you like Brown;

Here if you would like to run Obama out of town.

I support Obama.  I'm a fan of Roe v. Wade.

Think that Google's AdSense screening gets a failing grade.

Maybe I should drop the ads because my mother's sworn

My blog had a link that - with one click - took her to porn.