Showing posts with label farm bill. Show all posts
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Wednesday, February 12, 2014

Congressional Update - A Rhyme

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(Artist Drew Sheneman/Courtesy of Tribune Media Services)

Update on the Congress (for the few of us who care...
Those with any interest in what goes on up there)
Congress reached a compromise and passed a Farming Bill,
Raised the ceiling on the debt - that's if the Senate will.

That seems pretty likely so, at least, they'll get that done.
It might be the last thing, though... They've got campaigns to run.
Boehner wouldn't give an Immigration Bill a chance.
GOP's afraid their base would look at them askance.

In mid-term elections would be handing them their coat
If they gave the President and Democrats a "win,"
Once again, our immigrants will take one on the chin.

It is so short-sighted when we cater to extremes,
Seemingly forgetting that we're not on different teams.
We're "one nation - indivisible..." At least, we were.
Well...  Except for Bachmann; I am disavowing her.

Monday, September 24, 2012

The 112th Congress - Teats on a Bull

Hello?  Anybody there? (Photo/iowntheworld.com)

Now I see why people want to represent their state;
Congress's vacation benefits are really great.
They are back in recess - after 4 days on the job...
I think that's incredible, and I'm a lazy slob.

Not as if there's any work for them to do.  Oh, wait!
Yes there is.  In fact, they've left a lot still on their plate:
Farm bill, jobs for veterans, the looming fiscal cliff,
All the things they said they'd do to help the working stiff.

But - instead - they're going home, with so much left undone
Can't imagine meeting with their voters being fun.
Cannot work together so the Congress called it quits,
Proving they're as useful as a bull with massive tits.