Dear Coach Belichick... Unsolicited Advice Regarding Your Tim Tebow Dilemma

Should he stay or should he go now? (Photo/news.yahoo.com)

Hey, I like Tim Tebow...  I've been told he's very nice.

Watched him in the game last night; he threw for touchdowns twice.

But, that doesn't mean that he deserves a roster spot.

Some teams need 3 quarterbacks.  The Patriots do not.

Yes, I know that isn't very Christian of me but

Tebow holds the ball too long.  He shouldn't make the cut...

Not unless you put a person's character in play.

I bet you that Myra Kraft would want Tebow to stay.

Culture of the Patriots has changed, said Rolling Stone.

Not the kind of team that Bob and Myra used to own.

Back when they would cut a guy because he beat his wife.

Nowadays we hire guys who live the "gangsta" life.

Maybe, then, a dose of Tim is what New England needs;

Someone who sets good examples by his words and deeds.

Maybe Tim deserves a spot 'cause maybe he'll mature.

Part of me says cut him; the majority's unsure.

The New England Patriots - An Object Lesson on Why One Should Never, Ever, Ever Anger the Sports Gods

 

Back, before New England and the Giants met to play,

Wrote this rhyme - and so - of course - the sports gods made me pay.

Handed us a painful loss; I knew I shouldn't gloat...

('though I'd still pick Brady, were you asking for my vote.)

Heard a joke the other day I thought that I would share.
Picture God upon His Throne - 3 quarterbacks stand there.
God asks Aaron Rodgers, "Tell Me, what do you believe?"
Rodgers says that one must try, if blessings they'd receive.

He believes in working hard and studying the plays.
God says, "Very good My son and now, for all your days,
"You may sit at My left hand. Come Aaron, take a seat."
Then God turns to Tebow, who is huddled at His feet;
 
"Tell Me Tim, what you believe." And Tim says "Oh, my God!
"I believe in You my Lord." And God gives Tim a nod.
"You have pleased Me very much My son; you're on My right.
"Have a seat here Tim, where you can worship Me all night."

God then turns to Brady and He says "Now, tell Me son,
"What is it that you believe who hath so often won?"
Tom looks up, beholds the Throne, and gives our Lord a stare;
Says, "What I believe dear God is You are in my chair."