Across the Pond - North Korea, China, and Russia

Kim Jong-un looks south.  (Photo/AP)

Kim Jong-un is making threats again...  The guy is nuts.

Doesn't seem to realize, despite the budget cuts,

We can always find the funds to fight if we're attacked.

Now his ties to Russia and the Chinese may have cracked.

It makes countries nervous when a neighbor rocks the boat.

North Korea's neighbors have a U.N. Council vote.

They've agreed to sanctions since the Hermit Kingdom has

Proved its newest leader is a suicidal spaz.

I bet Putin's wishing Kim Jong-un would shut his mouth;

Stop with making threats against Koreans in the south.

Let the Chinese deal with him for now.  They keep him fed;

Propped his dad and grandpa up and look where that has led.

Now they have a lunatic who's slipping off his leash.

Can't believe they didn't see this problem coming.  Sheesh!

Not as if the family tree could give them cause for hopes;

If you're planting cabbage, you get cabbages...  You dopes.

Across the Pond - North Korean Missile Launch

If you believe that North Korea's missile program is for peaceful purposes, then Kim Jong-un has some unicorns he wants to sell you.  (Photo/Hypervocal.com)

After years of trying, North Korea's  had success;

Launched a missile into space - a diplomatic mess.

Kim Jong-un has claimed the missile launch is not a threat.

South Korea and Japan aren't comforted, I bet.

Neither is America, 'cause he can reach us here, 

And he's just as crazy as his father was, I fear.

All the offers meant to help his people out, he scorns.

Now he says his scientists discovered unicorns.

Can those be the scientists who got him into space?

Helped a lunatic to threaten all the human race.

Or, are they the guys who helped enrich uranium?

Either way, it seems to me, those scientists are dumb.

There is not a nation in the region which is thrilled;

Nor impressed that North Korea's scientists are skilled.

I think that, despite his word that Kim Jong-un means well,

If they're buying that, he's got some unicorns to sell.

Across the Pond - North Korea

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Article first published as A Little Over 100 Days In - How Is Kim Jong-un Doing? on Technorati.

A little over 100 days in, is Kim Jong-un trying to out-crazy his dad?

President Obama's coming home from overseas.

He was in Korea where he told Kim Jong-un; Please,

Do remember that the food we've promised to you guys

Will not be delivered if your missile system flies.

He was there for meetings with world leaders to discuss

How they can secure their nukes and make it safe for us.

Right next door, a little North, a tin pot loony planned

To continue pushing Us.  Does he not understand

This is an election year - and not just in the States?

China, Russia, France have got a lot upon their plates.

North Korea's pushed too far I think.  I hope they learn

Soon, before they're stuck with watching all their bridges burn.

'though he doesn't face a vote, he does now face a test;

Will this brand new leader fall in line with all the rest?

It's an opportunity to see his people fed

And to show his neighbors North Korea's sanely led.