Showing posts with label prison. Show all posts
Showing posts with label prison. Show all posts

Monday, June 15, 2015

Unsolicited Advice for Gashlies, Tack Heads, and Hynas

Prison Break New York — Clinton Correctional Facility Worker ...

I will never understand how any woman falls
For a guy who's serving life behind some prison's walls.
Don't know how you close your eyes and just ignore the fact
That your boyfriend's guilty of a brutal, heinous act.

In New York, Joyce Mitchell helped her boyfriends get away
('though she left them stranded when her nerves began to fray.)
Seemingly, she found their bad boy reputations cool...
They just found a sucker who could smuggle in a tool.

Now the guys are on the loose and she's the one in jail.
I, for one, would say that the relationship's a fail.
May I offer women who write convicts this advice;
Join a dating service.  Find yourself somebody nice.


Monday, November 10, 2014

Unsolicited Advice for Future DPRK Visitors

Mathew Miller and Kenneth Bae arrived home from North Korea yesterday. (Photo/DPRK.org)

DPRK's just released Americans they had;
These 2 were the last they held.  They're home and I am glad.
I just wish that we'd stop going when it's all too clear
Kim Jong-un is paranoid.  His people live in fear...

Fear that if they talk to us they're gonna land in jail.
Should we interfere and try to help we're doomed to fail.
If we get arrested breaking their laws over there
We have hope of rescue; they do not...  It's hardly fair.

North Korean prisons aren't a place you wanna be.
Life is hard enough in North Korea when you're free;
Where the fear you're being watched by everyone is true.
It's not paranoia when they're really after you.